Confessions of a Soprano

Me: Ugh, why isn't my pizza done yet?

Mom: It's been in for three minutes. Just wait.

Me: I DID MY WAITING!

Mom: Oh, god, not again.

Me: TWELVE YEARS OF IT!

Mom: Every time.

Me: IN AZKABAN!

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